January 2010
Don't you just love it?
GUY: Diba top student ka? Bakit di mo ako masagot?
GIRL: Kasi nga matalino ako. ALAM KONG HINDI IKAW ANG SAGOT.
CHUCK NORRIS FACT OF THE DAY
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them.
JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
How the hell does Tumblr work anyway?
There’s a moment you know you’re fucked. Not an inch more room to...
– Melchior Gabor, SPRING AWAKENING